Why I hate Motorcycles!
Well I figured I would show everyone why I hate Motorcycles. I left the graphic pictures out but I am sure you can imagine! It really sucks when someone bleeds out in the back of your Medic Unit….not only that but it really sucks when blood trails to the front of the box and after you run the call you realize that blood has coagulated on the bottom side of your favorite back pack….which BTW is housing your laptop. The second worse thing is having to wash your boots off because you have a blood line almost middle sole on your boots….yuck!! The absolute worst part is having to pick the person up and move them to the stretcher and everything is mush….poor guy never had a chance! YES he was WEARING A HELMET…although skull caps look cool they hardly offer any protection…actually they just help keep the stuff in place so when EMS gets there to remove your helmet it is an organized mess!! Unfortunately this guy did pass away…as a matter of fact he went into Cardiac Arrest as soon as the Helicopter landed! The thing that really pissed me off is that the guy was riding his bike when a woman with NO DRIVERS LICENSE and NO INSURANCE ran a stop sign and plowed into him. This woman not only killed this man….she was an Illegal Alien from Mexico. NICE!!
Injuries to Patient:
Bilateral Femur Fracture (Thigh Bone)
Left Humerus Fracture (Upper Arm)
Flail Chest w/ Paradoxial Motion and Sub Q Emphysema
Pelvis Fracture
Broken Neck
Open Skull Fracture
Left Ankle Fracture
A very graphic lesson to be sure.
PWNDed one down, millions to go.
Hey, I have four wheels, and a steal reinforced safety cage inside my car, with 6 SRS, and anti-whiplash protection. Gets 42 MPG, and I can have heat in the winter… and oh yeah, I can drive on sand.
Too bad. Bikers should know there chance of dying is 100 times greater than a car driver. Stupid ass biker.
Only good biker is a dead biker! I do not mean the Hells Angles or Mongol type, I respect that lifestyle and they respect mine. But I’m talking about the yuppie pseudo-biker trash that clogs the streets on the weekends with their $15K Harleys and speed up or slow down to keep you from passing with little regard for their 50 y.o. fat “old lady” on the back of the bike. I always supported gun control until this happened to me a few times; now I have a license and carry a 9 mil. and pull it out frequently to let these bastards know I’m not screwing around. Once again, a dead biker is just one less I have to deal with. Glad to see him go.
So let me get this straight…
This guy was riding his bike. Wearing a (granted, substandard) helmet. Legally licensed, titled, and insured. He was struck by a driver who was not legally in this country, did not legally own her vehicle, had no license, and was un-insured.
But you hate the motorcyclist? Man… I thought MY prioirities were messed up.
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J., I’d watch it with that 9mm. Most guys I know wouldn’t ride with anything smaller than a .40, and most have military training. Pull out your Beretta in traffic on the wrong guy. He’ll blow your face off and then cruise off, netting 50mpg the whole way.
Thanks for the tip, Fonzie.
I do not use my pistol anymore; I bought a jacked-up F350 instead and installed a heavy duty bull bar at ramming height. I just roll over the white trash now when nobody is looking, drive home and let my Rottie dry hump the grill before I can hose out all the dead-biker sludge. If my dog is lucky he gets a boot to chew on to tide him over.
Military huh?… Let me tell you, that speaks volumes!
“I’m going to push a jack-hammer all week and on the weekend I’m going to have my wife dress me up in my Halloween costume! Honey, don’t dry my dew rag I need it wrinkled so I can look like a tough guy! Oh, but you can iron my chaps for me.”
Yeh, spend a years pay on a bike so you don’t feel self-conscious about your tiny pecker. Or you could send your kids college! Nah, buy the bike you selfish bastard!